Top 5 Dreamwidth Names I Should Have Taken

[pretzelcoatl]

See subject line.

5) vagina - if only so I can have someone else crack up at "vagina has given you access"

4) shenanigans

3) cheeky

2) crapulent

1) hussy

EDIT: OH. I guess #5 is taken.

Comments

[paperback]

...I am worried at number five there.

Also, I object to "haberdashery" not being on that list.

[pretzelcoatl]

I thought about it, but these are all ones I didn't include on the poll but should have.

[paperback]

You know, if you had included "crapulent" in the poll, it might have given pretzelcoatl stiff competition.

[today]

You had a chance to be new! To be different! To be ... vagina!

[pretzelcoatl]

Instead I am the same old pretzel god. LIFE IS SO HARD.

[scarecrow]

LMAO i am proud of this list. I danced a dangerous dance with blowjob but went for scarecrow instead :|

[pretzelcoatl]

Excellent.

By the way, I covet your userinfo layout. How'd you do it?

[scarecrow]

Accident! tables dont set right with images and by the grace of god it set like that. :B I can give you my html if you want it?

[bajingo]

Obviously, I would have found Vagina funny. Too funny.

[sunsetsinthewes]

I finally ended up creating a new account so I can use geena. Yay. Now I have to figure out what to use this journal for.